Let's hear from the kids at Christmas time
Attending a wedding for the first time a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?
The mother said "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life"
The child thought about this for a moment and then asked "So why then is the bridegroom wearing black?"
Two boys were walking home from church after having heard some strong preaching about the Devil. "What do you make of all this Satan stuff?" said one. The other replied "I think it's just like Father Christmas. It will just turn out to be Dad"
At Sunday School Johnny's teacher had been telling her class about Creation, how God made everything including human beings. He listened very intently when she told him that Eve was made from one of Adam's ribs.
On Monday he said he was too ill to go to school. When asked what was wrong he twisted his face in agony and groaned "I’ve got a pain in my side. I think I 'm going to have a wife"
A four-year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was getting on well without Mother's help until she came to "And lead us not into temptation but deliver us some E mail".
Jimmy was asked by his Sunday School teacher to draw a picture of "The Flight to Egypt" His drawing clearly had an aero plane and our figures. "Can you tell me the names of the four?" asked the teacher.
"That's Joseph" said Jimmy "and Mary and the Baby Jesus and the other one is Pontius the Pilot of course."
Mary's father was a minister. One day she was watching him as he prepared his sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" she asked.
"I ask God to tell me" said her father" And does He?" she persisted."
Of course He does my dear"
"Then why do you keep crossing things out?" asked Mary.